Just Joking…

Not much going on today so thought I would share another story sent to me by my friend in California.

A burglar broke into a house late at night.  As he carefully moved his flashlight across the room, deciding on his booty, he heard a voice..

“Jesus is watching you.”

The burglar looked around and didn’t see anyone.  Thinking he was just nervous and imaging things he went back to the task at hand.  Pretty soon he heard it again…

“Jesus can see you.”

Again he saw no one and assumed maybe he still had some conscience left after all.  But he ignored the voice and continued his nefarious scheme.  Then he heard the voice yet a third time…

“Jesus doesn’t like what you’re doing.”

This time when the burglar inspected the room with his flashlight, he noticed a parrot watching intently from his perch. 

“Jesus is watching you,” repeated the parrot.

“What are you talking about? Just who do you think you are?” asked the frustrated burglar.

“My name is Moses,” replied the parrot.

“Are you kidding me?” asked the burglar.  “What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?”

The parrot looked at the burglar and replied. “The same kind of people who would name their Doberman Jesus.”